Medical Dictionary


Artery ……………………………………………. The study of paintings

Bacteria ………………………………………….. Back door of a cafeteria

Barium …………………………………………… What doctors do when patients die

Bowel ……………………………………………. A letter like A, E, I, O, U

Caesarean section ………………………………... A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan …………………………………………. Searching for a Kitty

Cauterize ………………………………………… Made eye contact with her

Colic …………………………………………….. A sheep dog

D&C …………………………………………….. A punctuation mark

Dilate ……………………………………………. To live long

Enema …………………………………………… Not a friend

Fester ……………………………………………. Quicker

Fibula ……………………………………………. A small lie

Genital …………………………………………… Not a Jew

G.I. Series ………………………………………... A soldier ballgame

Hang Nail ………………………………………… A coat rack

Impotent ………………………………………….. Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain ………………………………………… Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff ……………………………………… A doctor's cane

Morbid …………………………………………….. A higher offer

Nitrates …………………………………………… Cheaper than day rates

Node ……………………………………………… Was aware

Outpatient………………………………………... A person who has fainted

Pap Smear……………………………………….. Back door of a cafeteria

Pelvis…………………………………………….. What doctors do when patients die

Postoperative…………………………………….. A letter like A, E, I, O, U

Recovery Room………………………………...... A neighborhood in Rome

Rectum…………………………………………... Searching for a Kitty

Secretion………………………………………… Made eye contact with her

Seizure…………………………………………... A sheep dog

Tablet…………………………………………… A punctuation mark

Terminal Illness………………………………….. To live long

Tumor…………………………………………… Not a friend

Urine……………………………………………. Quicker

Varicose……………………………………….... A small lie